Monday, March 19, 2007

GO ON ..READ

If you come to think about it, most people regard all girls institutions with disdain...specially girls who aint part of it already or are at the brink of joining 'em.. you know how the common argument runs..''girls are majorly bitchy and have these stupid wiles about them..blah blah...''

dipshit i say..n well u better take it from me cos i belong to an all girls' ..hehe

ill admit on my first day of college..i was a bunch of nerves man..biting nails and all that(on a symbolic level)..in my entire life ive held a record for never likin girls too much n well, never being liked by them either .. so well..err..u can imagine how it mustve felt to be flung into a mass of x chromosome.. BUT a few days into this place n i discovered i was havin an awesome time man...like fun at its funnest !!

lets c wat all helped:

1) man u can wear whatever you want.no compunctions, no awkward moments wid guys gaping with their mouths half open...and what relief to b clad in shorts during the scorchy humid summer days... not to forget hopping about n jumping and gettin soaked in rain , enjoying every bit of it...running around, slapping each other hard on the back,doing awkward stunts in middle of the college without caring two hoots.. !

2)lets face it, a lotta girls havta repress what they really wanna be when guys are around lest they be..err..labelled. BUT THIS JUST DOES NOT HAPPEN HERE!!!

3)girl girl bonding.also known as homosocial bonding.often mistaken with homosexual bonding. So well you discover the line between the two and can spend the rest of your lives on that line havin a ball...of course u can spill into either side if you want ... believe it or not(its almost like m sayin this to myself),i can now claim girls to be my best friends!! :) ( at d cost of soundin corny)

now for the specificities of some interesting individuals i met here-

1) man jhadi- also known as manjari.no specific reason why ive slotted you here. just that each day begins with her all encompassing laughter which i suspect echoes till hudson lines .. it originates, methinks ,from the bottom of the dark mysterious pit of her stomach and emanates forth with a vigour that is unsurpassed. here's to u manj !!!!!!;) LUBB YOU

2)kanupriya- her life is defined by osho's discourses n specifically the ones on sex. 'very liberating' she says.yeah well they are indeed quite,shall i say, 'enlightening'?hehe

3)naina- she is the versatilest thing ive ever come across. A part of her versatile knowledge includes knowing what the nescafe guy does behind closed doors and she loves scandalizing 'some' ppl by tellin em. Naina,temme,hows it that only u know what he does behind those doors??me thinks she cooks most of it...but then its high on entertainment value, so who cares?!

4) puja- she is 'the ladies man' , 'the sport' and 'The Rake'..she flirts well and she scares well . she scares with her karate antics. She breaks a rib or two and she laughs her triumphant laughter.if not doing this, she can be usually found loitering languidly anywhere in college,seizing harmless twits and bullying around. food is her fuel.food is all that matters anyway.


5)srimoyi- unquestionably THE quintessential intellectual.we bet she'll land up in oxford or harvard and give our lecturers somethin to think about!she almost always unfailingly makes yer intellect seem puny!! way to go Sree!!

n i can go on n on...but u get the idea right... its never ending fun to be here...to let yourself free and jus well freak out n freak d hell outta those beyond the college walls.. ;) ;)


now i think i should go n give my notes a chance to be read and act as the beacon of light for those who lay in ignorance till now.Fond reflections such as these are often a result of an existence warped by approaching exams.''Examinations fuck one.Examinations fuck all.no one dies a virgin... '' saying thus god kicked us into infernal hell ...








20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Kanika........ love u woman!
Really do.
But why Hudson lines? If the far end to which my raucous laughter goes, has to be limited to Delhi, let it be noida.

burf said...

i have always dreamt of getting admitted into a girls college too :D that too, without having to dress up as drag :P

MeMyself_n_I said...

wow....that DOES sound like a lot of fun. the sole reason i didn't join lsr was the fact that it was all girls'....
and yes, these SUCKY exams are screwing up my lfe!!

kanika said...

monj - well i guess if v both put in a collective effort, ppl wud b able to hear us laughin at d other side of d world..;p

burf- try for a post in d canteen..:P

tanya- u missed somethin! :)

Anonymous said...

yup. I agree.

Unknown said...

hey u got 5 comments...so i'll just say....comment comment comment...soz...cudn't think o' nethin dumber....

kanika said...

joey- u crazy buffalow..cudnt u think of somethin less profound??!

Unknown said...

INTRESTIN....very!! & even though i did'nt knw all f the ppl. u'd mentioned i did'nt 1nce (..even remotely) get bored while readin it. i knw its nt like "DAA BESTEST" comment u eva got but i'm being quite sincere.

Puja said...

Hehehe..You make me soundlike like some highschool jock from some teenyboppy book. Next you'll be saying i'm the captain of some soccer team and strut about in cleats.

Also to my knowledge,there are no such words as 'funnest', 'versatilist' in the english language. But this is perhaps debatable.

kanika said...

sidharth- sincerity is a virtue and never undermined in my scheme of things..so :):)
puja- yeah yeah..these words shud convey how 'strongly' i was feelin.. n being d captain of a soccer team is pretty neat ..hmm

burf said...

but then those guys don't belong :(

Prakriti said...

it's not really a comment....just that the females are xx chromosome...not y!!i'm sorry but i had to correct that in the name of womanhood...another something the all girls space has taught me!!!

Anonymous said...

judgin by how much fun it is to be around u....i think everythin around u becomes fun automatically!...no wonder ur havin an awesome time in coll...

-dun think i need to leave my name!;-p

Mr. J said...

LOl!! Rock on. Reminds me when I did my +2 in an all boys coll. As much as it sucked, the best part was we could do whatever we wanted to without the 'embarassment' factor from the girls in the class.

Ahh, I miss those days!! Have fun while you can ;)

Prakriti said...

aah.. so my correction was paid heed to! i feel like i've achieved much!

kanika said...

@burf- yeah.still u can try

@prakriti- error fixed :) .thankoo.

@anony- :)..:):)..and so on. next time,leave yer name bugsy

@mrJ - yeah dats the best part of the exclusivity of this space.. you just do NOT havto think twice.to give you an instance, a friend farted and cordially announced that it was she who did it,lest v put the onus on some other poor soul.her goodwill shone thru. with guys around,she certainly would not have done this.certainly not.

kanika said...

@prakku - your writing style is doing much justice to the style v r expected to adopt for writing our term papers and essays.hmpf. but that is limited to this one comment only. so no worries

Prakriti said...
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Prakriti said...

i guess that's meant for me... pray elaborate

kanika said...

@prakriti-my indication was towards yer comment here-aah.. so my correction was paid heed to! i feel like i've achieved much..

reminded me of SR.nevermind, maybe,its just me.my mind.and my mind. *blinks*